It’s not raining if you just pretend hard enough.

Umbrella of Delusion is for those of us who are out here dodging existential crises with good vibes, denial, and a whole lotta false optimism. Clouds? What clouds? That sunset under the umbrella says it's fine. Meanwhile, everything’s soaked.

Perfect for anyone who's ever said “I’m good!” while visibly unraveling. This one’s a tribute to pretty coping mechanisms, emotional puddles, and keeping it cute when life isn’t.